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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

Have you ever tried to do a Harry Potter Spell?

laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

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incises:

people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough

but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself

  • Peeta: You're insecure, don't know what for.
  • Katniss: Not again.
  • Peeta: I'm throwing bread when i walk out the door.
  • Katniss: Peeta.
  • Peeta: Don't need make-up, to cover up. That reaping dress in enough
  • Katniss: ...really
  • Peeta: Everyone else in the district can see it, everyone else but you. Katniss you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you're catching fire gets me overwhelmed. But when you climb up those tree's it ain't had too tell. You don't know, oh oh, you don't know I love you so.

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